I Gots Me a Job!

So, I haven't been really good at writing in my blog lately. I think that's always a sign of me being depressed. But, I now have one less thing to be depressed about. I have a job offer! I actually haven't received the paperwork yet, but it seems to be a done deal.

The job is with a company called Qortex. They are a consulting firm. They were the very first place with which I interviewed when I started this search. I had a great feeling about them after the interview and I'm glad that something is working out with them. They are starting me at a set base salary with the chance to increase it by $5000 contingent upon me receiving two Microsoft certifications. I want to get the certifications anyways so this will hopefully be just the nudge I need. Certifications are a great thing to have on the resume and will definitely help me in my next job search. They also will help with the training and cost of the test. So it's not like I will be out a ton of money to make it happen. I like the concept of working with a company that is interested in seeing me get training. It's really a win-win because it makes me more marketable to their clients and helps my career.

I'm kind of sad on some levels that things are winding down with MoFo, however. The reality is, I'm realizing my feelings toward MoFo are rather complex. On some levels I would like things to just continue how they were because it's easy and a known entity. On other levels I realize that MoFo hasn't really helped my career much. I've done a fair bit of development with them, but they run such a sloppy development operation that my experience has a lot of holes in it. They aren't using any development methodologies or frameworks and that is what a lot of hiring managers are looking for. Also, they don't really examine new programming technologies to see what they can make use of. It's a very lazy environment and that has caused me a lot of problems in my job search. So, I'm happy to be moving on to a new environment that will hopefully help me learn more.

I'm also realizing that my working from home may be causing me distress. I'm a fairly social guy and working from home really puts me out of the loop. For two years I've felt really disconnected and alone and that really gets to me. I'm glad that I will still have work going on with MoFo purely for the money but I'm also glad to be moving on. I guess I'm still a little melancholy while things work themselves out.

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Krav Maga Winter Camp

I spent all day Friday and Saturday at a Krav Maga seminar this weekend. It was very tiring, exciting, interesting, terrifying and exhausting. Did I add enough modifiers? Hmmm.... maybe not...

I was quite scared going into the event because they kept playing up the training tools they were going to be using. One of them was called a "shock knife". It looked like the regular knives that they train with except that, when you pushed a button, it delivered a 7500 volt shock. It basically gave you the sensation of being cut without actually getting cut. The other training tool was called a "ram pistol". It was basically a gun that shot little rubber balls similar to paint balls. It shot the balls hard enough to leave welts if it hit you. Now, I fully admit that I'm a big chicken. I'm a wimp. I don't like pain. I avoid pain whenever I can. So, the concept of going to a two-day training class that utilized tools that caused pain was not sounding like fun to me. In the end I decided to swallow my fears and see how things went. It turned out that I really didn't have much to worry about. I got shocked with the knife only twice (not a terribly big deal) and grazed once by the rubber pellet. All of my stressing turned out to be for nothing.

The training was good because it was a lot of stuff that I had never done. I don't think I can recall one exercise we did that was something that I had done before. This was obviously quite subjective. My buddy Hank was really excited for the training but disappointed at the end because it was all stuff he had done before (he's in all the advanced classes.) There is no doubt that the training was all advanced techniques, but they were primarily techniques that are taught as part of the regular program. One of the things I loved was that I finally got to do gun defense. I've been wanting to do that for a while but it isn't offered in the basic classes. I've watched the advanced class that trains before mine do lots of gun work and I've really wanted to try my hand. Well, I finally got a chance this weekend. While I'm certainly no expert I think I did quite well for my first time and I had a lot of fun with it.

I didn't escape the weekend without malady, however. On Friday morning I hurt my wrist a little while doing punching drills. I think that's my number one indicator that my punching needs some work. I think I torque my wrist a little as I punch and that was all it took to cause some pain. So I spent the rest of the weekend with my wrist taped. Also, we had a massive temperature shift on Friday. It was really warm in the morning and afternoon but snowing by the time we left at 8:30. I woke up the next morning feeling like I was coming down with a cold. That has persisted throughout the weekend and I really hope it goes away before turning into a full-blown cold. I stayed late on Saturday and helped them clean up but I really just wanted to go home because I was pretty wiped out. I wound up sleeping most of the day Sunday.

The final thing they did on Saturday evening definitely has a bit of "the crazy" about it. They had three areas set up. One area was a fairly basic Krav Maga defense scenario. You worked with a partner and the partner attacked you in whatever ways you were comfortable defending. The interesting part came in that the attacker had a knife on them and at some point they would start to attack you with a knife. At that point you were to draw the ram pistol you had on you and start shooting at them. The second area was like a real-life video game. They had a room filled with all sort of defensive positions. Two people were defenders waiting inside the room. Three people were attackers coming in through the door. The goal was to take the other team out. Everybody had ram pistols and the rubber pellets were flying. The last room was the one that got the adrenaline rushing. There was a hallway setup with a curtain at the end of it. You were positioned 21 feet away from the curtain with a ram pistol in the holster. Behind the curtain at the end of the hallway was an attacker wielding a shock knife. At an unknown moment the attacker would burst from behind the curtain and run at you with the knife. If they reached you they would attack you with the knife, thereby shocking the bejibbers out of you. Your job was, once they started toward you, to pull your gun and kill them before they could reach you and start attacking. That one was pretty nerve-wracking. Also, the attackers wound up with welts all over them from getting shot so many times. I didn't volunteer to be an attacker. See my feelings about pain above for an explanation.

So, it was a very interesting weekend and, all things considered, I'm glad it's over. I don't think I could have taken one more day.

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Recruiter Interview Yesterday

I had a recruiter interview yesterday in downtown. I had to go there during rush hour and I slightly underestimated how long that delay would be. The trip was only supposed to take 30 minutes but wound up taking a full hour. The funny thing is that it was the last five miles that took the most time. It wasn't too bad, though. I only showed up five minutes late. As it was they used the first half hour with me filling out paperwork so my tardiness wasn't even noticed.

The actual interview portion went fine. The guy just had standard questions and things like that. On one level it would actually be nice to do a contract with them because they offer all sorts of online training once you go on contract. It may wind up being lackluster but I wouldn't mind checking it out. Free training is free training.

The guy offered me the chance to take a skills assessment after my interview. Basically a technology quiz. They had them for all different topics. He said that taking the assessment can sometimes help land a job because they use it as a marketing tool. Also hiring managers use it as a quantitative measure of a candidate's knowledge level. So I took the ones for ASP.NET and C#. It was multiple choice so that made it a little easier. There were some questions that I narrowed down to two options but couldn't decide between the remaining answers. Some of them were in areas that I wasn't familiar with and so had to guess. Frequently I guessed correctly because I chose the answer that LOOKED like valid .NET syntax. The more you work with .NET the more you get a feeling for the way methods are named and used. That came in handy a few times. After the test they showed me my results and how I ranked compared to others who had taken the same tests. I came out above average on both tests. 20+ points above on the ASP.NET and 10+ points above on C#. So, that was a good thing. Hopefully that will help them find me something.

The recruiter says they have two potential openings which look good for me. He's going to submit me this week and I'll see where it goes. Hopefully things go well.

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Hooray for random movie quotes

My krav maga instructor and I started tossing quotes from the movie "The Last Dragon" back and forth last night. I had just seen the movie last week so I was up on the dialogue. It made me laugh really hard. I'm certain no one else got the references but I didn't care.

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15 Random Things About Me

1. I'm a terrible procrastinator. Actually, that's not correct. I'm a GREAT procrastinator. Sometimes I'm totally on top of stuff but I'm much more prone to putting stuff off. That's why it's taken me weeks to get around to writing this note.

2. I love teen romance movies. I'm a total sucker for those “Hughes-esque” movies set in high school about the nerd and the cool person hooking up or whatever. It's not very manly, but there it is.


3. I have tremendous respect for people in the armed forces. I can't stand a lot of our government's policies but I honor the men and women who dedicate their lives to defend people they haven't even met even if it means doing the bidding of an evil corporation.

4. I enjoy doing small craft projects with my hands. I knit, crochet, make chain mail and make Indian accessories. It only just recently occurred to me that I've been like this most of my life. When I was a teenager I made several of the pieces that I wore with my Indian outfit in the Scouts. I taught myself to knit and crochet and am actually better at it than my mom. I taught myself to make chain mail jewelry recently and have had a knack for it. I can look at a picture of a piece and replicate the weave.

5. I love improv acting and really miss it. Before we left California I had just finished up taking improv classes with a place called ComedySportz and was eligible to participate in their “minor league” shows. I liked improv a lot. For those who don’t know, improv is not stand-up comedy. It’s more like “Who’s Line is it Anyway.” I want to take some more classes out here but haven’t gotten the chance yet. I’ve been doing other things instead.

6. I’m terrible at learning languages. I tend to be a really quick study on most things, but I stink at languages. I have tried to learn French, German, Russian, Spanish and Sign Language all unsuccessfully. The best I can give you is a few words in a variety of languages. I just don’t seem to have a head for it.

7. I may be deluding myself, but I think I’m a pretty good teacher. I’m typically terrible at lesson planning (see item #1) but really good at teaching the lesson. I have to teach my Scouts every week and used to have to teach the young men at church every week. I think I have a style that is enjoyable and engaging. Again, I could be enjoying delusions of adequacy.

8. You remember that song from “Mary Poppins” called “I love to laugh”? That’s me. I love to laugh and my laugh is of the “loud and long and clear” variety, to quote the song. My laugh has garnered me lots of attention, both negative and positive, when we’re out in public. I have received many dirty looks from people around us at plays. I’ve actually gotten a little sensitive about it. I cringe even when people compliment my laugh. I just want to experience joy and laughter without feeling self-conscious. Is that so wrong?

9. I can be terribly shy at times. This totally befuddles most people who know me but it’s true. My wife and I hate going to church dinners for this reason. We hate the whole picking-a-place-to-sit thing. If we sit at a table that is already partially occupied then we may be imposing on those people. If we sit at an empty table then we fear that no one will want to sit with us and we’ll spend the evening alone. Plus, if we get thrust at a table with people we don’t know very well we wind up having to make pleasant chit chat. I know this sounds totally neurotic, but there it is.

10. I play a variety of musical instruments, at least ten. I don’t necessarily play all of them well, but I claim at least a small amount of proficiency. I’m currently teaching myself to play four instruments, guitar, bass, drums and piano. It’s pretty slow going, though, because of item #1. My life frequently comes back to that….

11. I’m terribly retentive at times. Looking around my cluttered office you wouldn’t think it, but it’s true. When I do things I tend to monkey with the little things until everything is “just so.” When I’m doing graphic design stuff something even one pixel off drives me crazy. It bugs the heck out of my wife sometimes.

12. I like to dance. I’m not necessarily very good at it and my self-consciousness frequently rears its ugly head but I still like to dance. I don’t really get the opportunity much, though, and tend to refrain from it even when the opportunity is there. My wife physically can’t dance and is too self-conscious even if she could. So, due to the lack of a partner, I tend to be a wall flower whenever there is dancing. My heart still yearns to be out on the floor looking a great big goofball, however.

13. I frequently throw out movie and song references. Generally all it takes is a couple of words and my mind immediately goes to some movie or musical quote. Frequently these quotes will be from a musical and cause me to then break out into said song. This is fine at home or with friends but gets me funny looks at work.

14. A big part of the fun of live theatre (and sometimes movies) for me is the conversation on the way home. Typically this involves ripping the thing to shreds. Both my wife and I are theatre snobs and have a good enough eye to pick out problems with acting, lighting, sound, etc. Our drive home is always occupied with a long critique of the thing we just got done seeing. Once in a while we spend the drive home raving about how good something was. We had that happen recently and it’s good to know that we can go both ways.

15. I don’t have a lot of photos of myself. If you look through our family photos you won’t find very many pictures of me. Even the large group photos don’t have me in them even though I was at the event. This is because I’m always the one taking the photos. I’m the unofficial family photographer and I like that role. I have even been the official photographer at some of the events. It always makes me smile to see family photos up on people’s wall and know that I took that picture. It makes me smile even more if it’s one that I, theoretically, should have been in. It’s like I’m the undocumented family specter. It’s kind of cool.

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The Power of Blessings

I had an experience this week that really reinforced the power of blessings for me. We had our home teacher come over on Monday night to help me give Karen a blessing.

It's a funny story, actually. I had called him earlier to ask him to come over some time that night and he said he would be over around 9:00. We waited patiently until after 10:00 figuring that he just got held up with what he was doing. We finally called over to his house to see if he was still coming over. He had totally forgotten and was already in bed. We tried to tell him he could come the next day, but he insisted on coming over anyways. He lives just a few doors down so it wasn't that much of a chore to run over here.

Anyways, he showed up and we gave Karen a blessing. While he was here I asked him to give me a blessing to help with my job search. He did and all was well.

The next morning I started thinking about the interviews I had had to date. They frequently involve a technical quiz and that is something that I really hate. I always feel like I'm unprepared and that I don't present myself the best during them. I decided to put together a study sheet of all of the questions I had been asked in my recent interviews for which I didn't have a good answer. So I started researching and putting stuff together. Beyond putting stuff down on the study sheet I did a fair amount of reading in general and educated myself on a variety of topics.

I had an interview later that day and one on Thursday. Both involved technical quizzes and both had questions directly answered off of my study sheet. While there were still questions to which I didn't the answer, I came off seeming to know far more than I would have if I hadn't done the studying.

I know that I was inspired to do that studying and that I would have been much worse off without it. Even if I don't get the jobs I was interviewing for I know that it will help me in the long run and it has definitely become part of my testimony of the power of blessings.

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Phone Interview Yesterday

Yesterday's phone interview went pretty well. It accomplished its purpose at least. They are going to bring me in for an in-person interview.

The interview was actually very short. I think it was over in 15 minutes. The main point of it seemed to be a technology quiz. See my comments yesterday for my opinions on these type of quizzes. I actually wound up not doing too poorly. He started off asking me a bunch of questions relating to C# object-oriented design which I don't ever use. So I was in unfamiliar waters with those questions. Then he switched over to ASP.NET questions. I rocked all of those. That is, of course, because I use ASP.NET all of the time. I found his questions to be fairly trivial. Which is probably how I would have found the others if I had known the answers.

In the end he must have been pleased enough because he said he was going to recommend that they bring me in for the in-person interview. So, we shall see how it goes. So far it looks like a pretty decent opportunity.

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First Half of the Interview Quartet is Finished

In four business days (really three and a half because today is a holiday) I will have four direct-hire interviews. I don't really count recruiter interviews as real interviews because they don't really mean anything. They're just formalities for the people sending resumes out. My interview today is over the phone with TransUnion. They're one of the major credit reporting bureaus. Part of the interview process is drug testing so I get the joy of peeing in a cup and hoping there's no weird interaction between my toothpaste and hairspray. Tomorrow's interview is in person at a consulting house (I believe).

The interview on Thursday was with a small consulting shop. They do a variety of projects as needed for their clients. The interview went really well. The technical guy I interviewed with told me flat-out that he thought I would be a great fit for the company. He gave me a small programming task to gauge my thought processes and told me afterwords that he had never seen my solution to that problem before and that my solution was more efficient than the others he'd seen. That made me feel good. I was really happy when I came home from that interview. The only problem is that the company needs to wait to hire until they have projects come in from clients. They are expecting that to happen at any time, though. I have a really good feeling about this job and I hope it's the one I get.

The interview on Friday was for a large publishing company and it would be a management position. I didn't have a good feeling about this place at all. I had bad feelings about it before I even went to the interview. When I got there it only got worse. The whole situation reminded me of my time at Siebel, which isn't a good thing. I interviewed with two people, a tech guy and the manager. The tech guy asked me a couple of detailed technical questions which I wasn't able to adequately answer.

We will have a brief pause in the story for Jerry to whine...

I really hate when interviewers quiz you on programming theory. It's like they expect you to have all aspects of a programming language available off the top of your head. Are they expecting the job to be closed book? Am I not allowed to use Google when I run into some problem? I have been programming for years. Who cares if I don't know the exact execution order of methods between a web page and the user controls it contains! That hasn't stopped me from being quite successful in my projects for a long time. And, of course, not knowing makes me feel like a complete loser. It's the worst part of interviewing in my opinion.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog already in progress.

So, I felt like I came up with a big goose egg with the technical interviewer. Then came the manager. His one or two questions were soft-skill related. I don't feel like I answered them adequately, either. When he described the job to me, however, he described a nightmare. The team I would be managing is responsible for this out-dated web app that houses 90% of their web sites. It apparently goes down on a regular basis and is incredibly flaky. To top it off the internal customers are the worst type of whiners and complainers with no patience at all. And the manager is a self-proclaimed work-aholic who seems to expect the same from his employees. All of this translated to me really not wanting this job. While it's true that a job is better than no job; this job would only be slightly better.

So, right now I'm batting one and one in the interview quartet. Here's to hoping that the next two interviews go more like the first.

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General Ham Radio Class

On Friday night I started my Ham Radio class for my General license. For those who don't know that's the middle level of license that you can get. It goes Technician, General and then Amateur Extra. I got my Technician license last April but I really haven't done anything with it. I have a radio now but I never turn it on. I'm not certain I'm really into the whole chat-with-random-strangers-over-the-radio thing. I'm only taking the class because it's a free and it seems wrong to turn down the training.

When I started reading for the class I learned that one of the big things about the General license is that it allows you to use HF (High Frequency) bands. HF bands allow for longer distance contacts. My current Technician license mainly allows for local contacts. Of course my radio doesn't run HF so it wouldn't even work if I did have my General. I'm certainly not going to buy another radio either. There is a whole bunch of knowledge that is expected for the General test that I just don't have. I barely use my radio, let alone know all sorts of technical details about using it. I contemplated dropping the class after the first night but I think I'm going to stick it out. I just don't know, though...

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Popcorn Trials

Jim and Judith got us this old fashioned popcorn maker for Christmas. It's a smaller version of what they use in movie theatres. It's counter-top size; although a little too large for our counter. I thought it was kind of a cool thing and have been a little anxious to try it out. I came up with the idea of inviting some friends over on Saturday night for a movie and popcorn evening. Karen thought we should give this thing a test drive before we had to use it for real so last night we did a trial run with it.

In general the machine did an okay job. It's got a gear that extends down from the top of the machine and meshes with a gear that extends up from the top of the popcorn drum. That gear turns a stirring wire inside the popcorn drum. In the first run we did the motor kept getting bogged down and stopping. We were using vegetable oil and some "gourmet" popcorn that Karen had. My thought is that something in that combo didn't move around as easily as it should have and blocked the stirring arm from turning. It wasn't working well at all and I was fast moving into this-is-a-piece-of-junk mode.

For the second run we used stuff from a little kit that Karen had. It had real popcorn oil (butter flavored!) and normal popcorn kernels with some butter flavoring mixed in. This trial ran much better. The motor only got bogged down once at the very end of the cycle when the drum was full of popcorn. Plus the popcorn was much tastier. I'm certain that was because of the pre-added flavoring but it still tasted better coming out of the machine.

In general the machine redeemed itself as being able to pop decent popcorn if the right materials are used a little care taken. Now we're ready for Saturday night's party.

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Krav Last Night

I went to Krav last night after another two week absence. I swear it seems like I've had a hard time getting to my classes recently. I'm really glad I went last night, though. I was going to go to the yellow belt test a couple of weeks ago, but I came down sick and had to miss it. That's the main reason why I didn't go the last two weeks. I was feeling pretty crummy.

It turns out I must not be up to full speed as much as I thought I was. I had to sit out several times. I haven't had to do that since my first class. I just didn't have any wind last night. I had a couple of moments where I was light-headed as well. A lot of that probably has to do with the fact that I'm out of practice as well. I need to get back into going on a regular basis. I probably should check out one of their fitness classes as well. I'm paying for it so I might as well use it.

We actually did a technique last night that I haven't done before. I had assumed that I had seen everything in the basic level because I've been going to the basic classes for so long and everything we do seems to be a repeat. Apparently that is not quite the case. We did a front toe kick. The only other kick I've ever done there is a straight up the middle, basic kick. This was actually a forward kick. I was a little surprised given that we've never done it before. I did fine with it, though. It's a kick I have practiced enough times at home that it wasn't a problem. Yes, I practice kicks at home. I know... I'm a weirdo.

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The Job Search Begins

I started my job search today. I had updated my resume a few weeks ago so I, fortunately, did not have to do that. I started with my old standby web site, Dice. That is the first place I always go for job searches.

Dice is specifically geared toward IT jobs, which is good. It's also more specifically geared toward staffing firms. This is kind of a mixed blessing. Getting my resume in front of staffing firms is good because it gives me access to a lot of potential jobs; more than I would probably find on my own. But a lot of companies won't go through staffing firms so Dice is not as likely to have those postings. Regardless I started at Dice today. Next up is Monster.com.

I probably submitted my resume to 15-20 positions today. One thing I don't understand is how tough some places make it. Dice is really easy as a job board. You setup your resume and cover letter and then just auto-apply with them to the jobs that interest you. Dice takes care of the formatting and sending. Some places insist on dragging you through their submission process. Some are as simple as telling you to send an e-mail. Others want you to configure a whole profile. "You want me to create an account in your system and configure a profile all for one job submission? Sheesh!"

There were a couple that I didn't submit for because of their annoying submission process. If I don't have any luck with the first few batches I may change my annoyance threshold but it's there for right now. It's almost like they're discouraging people from submitting resumes. Maybe they are. Maybe they want to weed out resumes from people who aren't really serious about applying. I'll probably wind up going ahead and applying to those places, I just found their process ridiculous.

Regardless, the hunt has started. I really hate job searching. Wish me luck.

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WotLK Cake Pictures

Here are the WotLK cake pictures.

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One WotLK Cake Coming Up

My attempts to work a normal work day yesterday were subverted because it was my nephew's birthday. He wanted a World of Warcraft, Wrath of the Lich King cake. Nothing like picking a theme that the party store doesn't stock! It's actually a fairly regular request from our nieces and nephews to have something out of the ordinary as the theme for their birthday cake. Karen and I always seem to deliver, though. She's very creative about finding action figures and other little toys to decorate the top of the cake. And I'm there as backup to pull some graphic design magic out of my hat when toys aren't available.

That was the case this time. Wrath of the Lich King toys aren't readily available (if even available at all) so I had to come up with something. Fortunately I happened to have purchased the collector's edition of Wrath when it came out. Fortunate because it just happened to come with a book, "Art of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King." How providential is that? So we had a source for artwork that I could use for the cake. I used a huge picture of the Lich King as the main cake top. Then there were small medallions representing a couple of his armor pieces that I made to go around the side of the cake. I took the basic WoW logo and modified it so that it would say "Happy Birthday" in the WoW fonts. I had found a font that mimicked the WoW logo font, but it was flat. The text in the original logo is very 3-D looking. So I had to do some massaging to make the text look like a reasonable facsimile of the original logo. The whole thing turned out pretty nice, if I do say so myself.

The only stink thing was that it took me all day to make the stuff for the cake. So now I'm working this weekend to make up the time. Oh well. I guess it was worth it. My nephew totally loved the cake. I'll post some pictures once they are off the camera.

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Computer Finally Fixed... Mostly

I've been working on a friend's computer for almost a month. The reality is that I spent about three solid days on it and the rest of the time it sat in my office untouched, a victim of my procrastination. It had same weird OS problem that caused it to reboot 60 seconds after Vista launched. I beat my head against the problem but couldn't find out what it was. So I decided it was going to have to be rebuilt.

I went over to the friend's house last night to rebuild it with her present so that she could make certain we didn't forget to save any of her data. It took me six hours to do the rebuild. And at the very end just as I was finishing up the last thing it started throwing a weird error complaining about the battery. ?!?!?! In the end it turned out to be a Sony Vaio component that I installed while waiting for the last thing to finish. It included the VAIO Power Management app and that seemed to be having problems. It was like it couldn't properly interface the battery (probably because I hadn't installed some other VAIO garbage) and was screaming because of it. I promptly uninstalled the last VAIO garbage I installed and it went away. Unfortunately that took an extra half hour to fix. Very frustrating. The computer works completely now with the exception of installing iTunes. I told her I would come back another evening and get that set up for her. It's nice to have the computer out of my office and no longer hanging over my head, however. YAY!!!

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Crazy New Year's Eve Night

Okay, we had a truly bizarre night. I stayed up late playing on the computer and came into bed around 2:30 AM. I did my nightly ablutions (sp?) and laid down to read a little. Around 3:00 AM I heard a pounding from downstairs. It was somebody pounding on our door. I hopped up with a "What the heck is that?!?!?!" and threw on some pants and headed downstairs.

The pounding kept getting more and more insistent as I approached the door. I flipped on the porch light and tried to look through the peephole. All I could see was the top of someone's head. I was pretty certain it was a woman, though. I guessed that it must be a friend of our's from around the corner coming because she needed help. I threw open the door and some girl I had never seen before came stumbling in. I assumed it was a drunk girl wandering into the wrong house by mistake and told her that she had the wrong house and I didn't know who she was. She started going into some drunk explanation about how she came from next door and was related to our neighbor. A woman followed almost immediately behind saying that she was our neighbor and that this was her sister who had had too much to drink. Now, I've never met our neighbors. Their daughter has come over to borrow things a couple of times but I have never met the parents. I keep trying to do the friendly-wave thing but it never seems to work out. So when this woman said that she was our neighbor I just had to accept that that was the truth and move on. She said that her sister was really drunk and acting crazy and violent. She said that her parents were on their way to pick the sister up and was it alright if she just stayed here for the moment. We agreed and she said that they were going to be standing out front if we needed something. Karen and I hung out with the drunk girl for a few minutes but she started saying that somebody next door had beat her up. That made me take a step back. If somebody was beating her up then I wasn't going to just let it slide. I immediately moved into I-think-we-should-call-the-police mode. Karen and I did a quiet debate about it with me thinking we should and Karen not certain. I decided that I would step outside and talk to the rest of the family to see if I could get a better handle on what was going on. So I threw on some shoes and a jacket and headed outside. The neighbor lady and her brother (in-law?) and another woman were in front talking. I started talking to them and brought up that the violence claims. They kind of shook their heads and said that nobody had been hitting her. They said that she probably did get banged up as they were trying to restrain her and forcibly remove her from the house, though. They said that the girl had gone bonkers and was yelling and hitting everybody and that they had been trying to calm her down and, when that failed, get her out of there so that they could take her home. That's when she broke free and came running over to our place. I expressed my concerns and we talked it out. In the end I decided (and I hope I was right) that the three calm, lucid people outside were telling me a more reasonable story and that the raving, drunk girl inside was out of her head. They said that she was just really drunk but I think that she was on something else, too. I can't say that I've ever seen a drunk person talking quite that crazy. Whatever the real deal was I don't know. I waited out front with them until the parents arrived. The dad came in to get her but she still wouldn't come. The dad went to get the mom and she came in to talk sense to the girl. They got her to move a little but she had an iron-hold on Karen's shirt and had her head buried in it. As the parents were trying to forcibly drag her away she pulling Karen along with. I got in the middle and got Karen's shirt out of her hands so that at least Karen was free of the mess. In the end they got the girl calmed down enough to get her to walk out under her own power relatively calmly. We closed the door and shared a oh-my-dear-heavens moment as we went back up to bed. We talked for a little bit and everything seemed to be calmed down. So I curled up and started to go to sleep.

I had been asleep for about 30-45 minutes when I heard this terrible banging coming from outside my window. I hopped up with another "what the heck?!?!?!" and immediately thought that the girl was back and had taken to banging on our bedroom window. I was obviously very incoherent and disoriented for a moment because I soon realized that was quite impossible because our bedroom is on the second floor. Unless the chick learned how to fly she wasn't banging on my window. Then I realized that the sound had been more a metal clanging rather than the sound of someone banging on a window. In the end I decided that it must have been somebody letting off firecrackers in a metal pan. That would definitely account for the type of sound I heard. The fact that it was 4:30 in the morning was a bit much, though.

The whole thing had me pretty freaked out, though. I was truly scared to go back to sleep for fear of what might happen to wake me up the next time. I fell asleep pretty quickly, though, and nothing else happened for the rest of the night. It was a very nerve-wracking night, however. I hope this doesn't set the tone for the rest of the year. I don't know that I can handle more of this nonsense.

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First Post After a Long Hiatus

I haven't made any posts for a while. I don't know why. I just haven't felt like blogging. I think it's been a mix of a lot of laziness and a lot of depression. My laziness/procrastination is well known and not worth explaining. I've been really depressed for the last few months, however. I haven't felt excited about doing anything and I've been looking for excuses to not do things I normally have no problem doing or even enjoy doing. I'm guessing my depression has to do with my job.

At the end of January I'm going to be out of a job. It's through no fault of my own (except that I moved to Denver) and, if they had their way, my bosses would both like to keep me on. Everybody is happy with my work and happy with the situation but my contract is still ending in a month. It's all due to understandable-but-frustrating business decisions. There are a few if-onlys thrown in for good measure, too. If only the IT management had been okay with me working from Denver as a regular employee instead of as a contractor this wouldn't be coming up. They don't want me to go. If only the IT management would realize that my main boss' team is extremely short-handed and they need more people. If only firm management wasn't so tight on money for staff then they wouldn't mind paying for me as a contractor. Ah well. There is very little I can do about it. A part of me hopes that some magic will happen and that it will all work itself out. I know there's not much of a chance for that, though. It just makes me sad and depressed....

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